caleb city

I walked into the wrong restaurant.

The Time Viewer

Telling a story to an 'if that was me' person

How long ANY attack in an anime takes.

Games where the world stops during dialogue.

Thinking you’re in a safe spot in Elden Ring…

How they used to act at Michael Jackson concerts.

When you're trying NOT to look dumb in front of your smart friend.

'You wanna hold my baby?'

Me to NPSs who mind their business in SF6

Realizing you're in the WRONG house.

How TRASH early RPG weapons be.

When you REALLY need to sell that house.

If your shoes talked.

EVERY movie with quiet dialogue…

How fearless minions are in ANY video game.

Getting a tour from the one that named all of the ship areas.

How super heroes 'keep their secret safe'

The homie never shares.

Trying to learn ANYTHING new.

If you learned how to deflect in real life.

Super human interview

When the homie choking on something, but its fire.

The first person to make cheese.

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